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    It was a cold night, in the middle of Nebraska, when the ShangCow, the only communist, cannibalistic cow of the pink salad province, took its last breath. In only one home had the ShangCow resided, and Bob Lee Miaswab now lived there. Bob Lee Miaswab was a plump man who always wore glasses and a tie, and he loved peaches with all of his heart. The cows heard of their loss and started to prepare for the ultimate ritual of their cannibalistic faith. The faithful cows eat their leader, and any witness has a horrible fate.

    Bob Lee Miaswab was preparing for work on a rainy friday morning when he heard an odd chanting coming from somewhere behind his home. At this point, Bob didn't pay much attention, for he was preoccupied by securing his tie to his neck. When Bob was completely ready with his suitcase, he hears the chanting get louder, and his tie started to lift off of his plump chest and tugs him towards the direction if the chanting, now quite rapid and loud. As he opened the door, his eyes were haunted by the image of three cows standing over a glowing, dead cow.

    The three cows were chomping away at their shining companion, in the middle of a circle of about a hundred chanting cows. Bob knew he had to look away, yet he was drawn to the cow's ritual, he was hypnotized by the rhythmic chanting of the cows surrounding the three who chewed peacefully on the deceased. But suddenly, Bob was shocked back into his own body. Bob Lee Miaswab felt a strange sensation in his soul, his vision went blank, black then white then red then white with black spots. He could feel his bones tingling, morphing into a new skeleton, with four legs, with four stomachs.

This is what I did today:

Fox wrote the first paragraph and half of the next one
Except for the "Bob Lee Miaswab was a plump man who always wore glasses and a tie, and he loved peaches with all of his heart," part. That was mine >U>
And I finished it
But the idea was mine, his and two other people's
Although I've had a restaurant called ShangBurger ever since December
If/When we continue we'll tie the restaurant part in with it
And Miaswab stands for Mushroom In A Suit With A Bowtie
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silverwolfie12 Jun 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Shangcow? I can guess who that is! :mangapunksai:
Sparkle-Puff Jun 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
N0WHERET0RUN May 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD Cannibal cows~ Thats REALLY creative :3
Sparkle-Puff May 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OH YUSH :iconyayzplz:
Interesting, you should continue.
Sparkle-Puff May 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I need the other people to continue though
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